헬렌의 전화영어

English Humors 4 (영어 유모어 모음)     1.  A prison official was checking some records one day when he noticed that a particular prisoner never had a single visitor since the day he arrived. This really bothered the warden, and finally he sent for the prisoner. "It has been brought to my attention," said the warden, "that you have never had a single visi..

English Humors 5 (영어 유모어 모음)        1. 신혼부부  The bride wanted to disguise the fact that they were honeymooning and asked her husband while on the plane if there was any way they could make it appear thar they had been married for a long time. "Sure," said the husband, "you carry the bags."   disguise : 위장하다 &nbsp..

Gorilla Removal 고릴라 구제(驅除)     One day Lupo is walking home when he notices a huge gorilla standing on the roof of his house. 어느 날 루포가 집으로 걸어오다가 그의 집 지붕 위에 서있는 거대한 고릴라를 발견한다.     Not knowing what to do about it he looks in the phone book under GORILLA REMOVALS. Then he calls..

Nurse Nancy 간호사 낸시     Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Nancy. 두 의사가 어느 날 간호사 낸시에 대해서 불만을 토로하며 병원복도에 있었다.       "She's incredibly mixed up," said one doctor. "She does everything absolutely backwards. Just last week, I told her to give a patien..

New Rooster 새로 들어온 수탉   An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his hens. The current rooster was still doing an okay job, but he was getting on in years. And the farmer figured getting a new rooster couldn't hurt anything. So he buys a young cock from the local rooster emporium, and turns him loose in the barnyard. 한 늙은 농부가 ..

※ 이 글은 어느정도에 지식인만이 이해할수 있습니다. 책을 쫌 마니 읽는 사람들은 쉽게 이해할수있을것입니다. 가장 긴 영어단어는 Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis 입니다. 그리고 이 단어의 의미는 "진폐증, 혹은 규폐증" 이라는 뜻입니다. 굳이 읽어보자면 "뉴모노울트라마이크로..

Rabbit has grown up. 토기가 다 자랐어요. "There are too many rabbits in this hole!!," "It is time to leave the nest. I am going to find my own home," the oldest rabbit says. "이 구멍에는 너무 많은 토끼들이 있구나!!," "이젠 둥지를 떠날 시간이구나. 난 나만의 집을 찾아야 해," 맏이 토끼가 말해요. Rabbit decides to look in a dif..

[문제 1]   영어 단어 시험을 치르고 채점을 하는 중이었다. 문제는 a로 시작하는 감사의 뜻을 가진 단어는 무엇인가?  답은 appreciate. 그러나 어느 엽 기적인 놈이 적은 답. Arigato(아리가또)     [문제 2]   Patient : Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can't remember anything! Doctor : So, s..

영어 유머 사이트를 보고 '웃는' 비결 4가지 "청중의 웃음보를 자극하는 개그쇼가 지루한 대담 프로처럼 느껴진다. 4컷 짜리 짧은 만화에 스트레스가 쌓이고, 파안대소(破顔大笑) 감인 우스개를 듣고도 웃을지 말지 난감하다." 만약 영어 장벽 때문에 이런 고민에 빠져 있다면 먼저 영어 유..

영어 유머10가지 Upon dying, Bill Gates went to purgatory. St. Peter said to him, "Bill, you have done some good things, and you have done some bad things. Now I am going to let you decide where you want to go." So, Bill takes a look at hell and sees beautiful women running around, in 80 degree temperature, on beautiful beaches. Then he took a look at heaven and it was ni..